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The names Miranda and I'm sorry for this blog it's just trash lol
She/her/they// 26 yrs old//lazy enthusiast of things//a severely questioning queer

literallyaflame:

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”


somethinginthestatic:

being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all


slut-jpeg:

snoopy image of the day

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Snoopy losing his goddamn shit


egirlbutternubs:

egirlbutternubs:

russersprouts:

egirlbutternubs:

Why does this emoji 🪤🪤🪤 exist. In what context would i use this

Dunno. But hey look!

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I put some cheese under this cool box! You should grab it

Ohohoho fuck yes free cheece for me!

HEY WHAT THE FUCK


abluerowan:

So the James Webb telescope took a picture of a infant star!!


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The small glowing blob is protostar L1527! Caught in the glow of its sunrise-like creation the baby is only 100,00 years old! It can take up to 50 million years for a star to reach the size of our sun. This infant has a long time to go.

Located 460 light years away this is one hell of a childhood photo!


ariesbilly:

Keefe walking outside in the middle of the night eating his little snack with his dick peaking out from under his shirt is the funniest thing I’ve seen on television in years. What a guy✨


cosettetape1:

only-tiktoks:

why does he both look and sound like weed


mauvecardigans:

creepymutelilbugger:

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posting the spotted hyena vision diagram again

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despazito:

yeahthatsdeepshitman:

critter-cowboy:

never stop collecting little things that make you happy! rocks! buttons! feathers! flowers! sticks! bugs! bones! never stop!

how did a crow get a tumblr

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